Fifteen Pieces of Junk

March 15, 2007

Of the following 20 items, 15 were actually in my car yesterday when I cleaned it out:

1. A cane.

2. My Disneyland Critter Country jacket.

3. A t-shirt featuring Popeye.

4. A definitive list of everyone I have ever had sex with.

5. Bundles of my old high school newspaper.

6. A Simpsons-themed windshield sun blocker thingy.

7. A Captain Crunch-themed windshield sun blocker thingy.

8. A patriotic umbrella.

9. A bloody butcher knife.

10. Unmailed letters to Sara and Meg.

11. A scarf.

12. A Hello Kitty lucha libre mask.

13. A handicap parking placard.

14. An orange safety cone.

15. An Incredible Hulk locker.

16. Hanging file folders.

17. A book about how women should treat their husbands.

18. Collected editions of Little Lulu comics.

19. A Norah Jones CD.

20. A cat.

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3 Responses to “Fifteen Pieces of Junk”

  1. Sara Says:

    I know that you had bundles of your school newspaper in your car for a significant amount of time. If that was still true until yesterday, wow.Also, I have the vaguely unsettling impression that you are mocking me. =p

  2. N Says:

    I think he's mocking the both of us. >.>

  3. Tony Says:

    I went to a corn maze once and they were selling this weird Popeye shirt with him saying "Got Corn?".I wish I bought it.


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