Today’s Conspiracy Theory

October 22, 2007

My state is on fire.

I’m not denying that strong winds can spread a wildfire out of control, I’m just wondering how so many “wildfires” could spawn over the course of two days You’re telling me they don’t send firefighters out on windy days to look out for these sorts of things? That would seem a hell of a lot more cost effective than calling in every firefighter in the state to do battle with these things once they get out of hand.

You’re telling me that these are the worst wildfires on record? Southern California has been populated for hundreds of years… shouldn’t the Fire Department be getting better at their job?

Sounds to me like someone just wants to earn some overtime. Well played, assholes.


6 Responses to “Today’s Conspiracy Theory”

  1. M Says:

    [هذا هو الحكم]

  2. Charlie Says:

    Now that's skepticism.

  3. Schomer Says:

    can't you get george bush into the theory some place? we're supposed to blame him for everything, right?

  4. Tony Says:

    Well, he is asking for like $46 billion more for the war after vetoing far 11 billion less for SCHIP. Might as well… let's just say he's taking away firefighter funding and make it work.

  5. Josh Says:

    George Bush does enough wrong. Can't I blame firefighters for this?

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